January 2009
37 posts
No! Bad Wikipedia!
So in a (usual) moment of boredom procrastination, I wikipedia’d folliculophilia to see if it was a real, medically recognized condition. Unfortunately there were no entries, but wikipedia suggested that maybe I meant formicophilia. Let me be clear: NO! NEVER! BAD WIKIPEDIA!
Watchdagmarrr:
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Christopher Hitchens vs. Al Sharpton on Religion
Reblogging so I’ll watch it later. (Watching Religilous atm)
I think it’d be hard to find two more different people. Religiously, politically, skin-colouredly. Good stuff if you’ve got the time to watch it.
Me, trying to get Jamie to realize that he...
Jamie: Yeah. Like I'm gonna go out in the snow in this $8000 suit. C'mon!
G².: C'mon!!
Jamie: C'mon!
G².: lol
G².: speaking of which, mind if i borrow Wrath of the Lich King sometime?
Jamie: lmao
Jamie: for serious?
G².: but of course! maybe you should go pull it out...
Jamie: .....
Jamie: are you coming on to me?
G².: can't it be both?
Jamie: Anything you want, babe
G².: why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that his booty is fly?
Jamie: Not all the time
Jamie: Obviously
G².: i suppose
G².: but really, you should go get it. y'know... for luck?
Jamie: get what?
G².: lich king
Jamie: I still can't tell if you're mocking me or not!
Jamie: lol
G².: whose mocking? why would i mock? i just want you to obtain the game, and then give me a cyber five while holding it out in front of the computer screen!
Jamie: I have the game
G².: on you?
Jamie: in fact i'm playing it at the moment
G².: LIAR!
Jamie: no, really, i am
G².: ... no you're not...
Jamie: yuh-huh
G².: hmm. i think perhaps i've made a slight mistake.
Jamie: You're a slight mistake
G².: hey, think maybe sometime i can borrow someone else's Lich King game?
Jamie: Sorry that wasn't entirely accurate
Jamie: You're a large mistake
Jamie: Yeah man, you know it!
G².: maybe Jesse's of Kevin's maybe...
Jamie: Kev doesn't have it
G².: Jesse then?
G².: he hasn't been playing it lately, has he?
Jamie: his computer has been le fucked
G².: i c. well then he wont be missing it
Jamie: you don't even need the CD in to play
G².: UGH well there we go
G².: hey, mind if you hold the CD out in front of your comp screen?
Jamie: done and done
G².: seriously?
Jamie: one sec
Jamie: yes
G².: really?
G².: Lich King?
Jamie: fo sho
G².: well then Jesse's it will be i guess...
G².: and it says Game DVD on it?
Jamie: yerp
G².: yup. then jesse's I guess. mind if you get it for me sometime?
Jamie: lol, why does it matter!?
Jamie: You need the first two anyway!
G².: not exactly....
Jamie: WTF!
G².: this has got to be one of the weirdest conversations you have ever had, huh?
Jamie: it surely surely is
G².: is there any chance Jesse's online right now, or maybe you could call him...
Jamie: he is online
G².: ask him to wave his Lich King CD in front of his comp screen
Jamie: ok
Jamie: there he says he did it
G².: seriously?
Jamie: he says he did
G².: is he a notorious liar?
Jamie: no, but i woudln't imagine he actually did
G².: make him actually do it! use your feminine wiles!
Jamie: Ummm... I think I can't do anything anymore
Jamie: anything
Jamie: nothing at all
Jamie: you've rendered me incapable of basic daily tasks
G².: at all?
Jamie: except typing
Jamie: and reading
Jamie: and breathing
Jamie: but everything else!
G².: but i havent reached the conclusion of this experiment yet!
Jamie: DAMNIT
G².: make him do it!!!
Jamie: I can't
Jamie: he's left now
G².: phone him!!!
Jamie: he's not at home anymore
G².: what? how could you possibly know this?
Jamie: he's going bowling
Jamie: he told me
G².: LIAR!
Jamie: lol, no this time i am not
G².: he has a cell phone, no?
G².: get him back in his house, waving the goddamn CD!!!!
Jamie: lol, I have no control over him!
Jamie: Also: is this experiment of yours to become incredibly ridiculous?
G².: uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh this has not gone according to plan
Jamie: You're telling me
G².: it would've been so good too
Jamie: and what, pray tell, was the experiment?
G².: i was trying to retrieve an arrested development dvd
Jamie: lol
Jamie: yeah... yeah
Jamie: i discovered it like.... a week ago
G².: lol
G².: C'mon!!!
G².: so, you were playing me as i played you then..
Jamie: Very clever, no?
G².: god, i hate you
Paul Anka - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Fink - All Cried Out
I think Fink is probably my...
Fuck Yeah
thedevilsharlot:
fuckyeahneilpatrickharris:
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Thanks to everyone! - dagmarrr / gthus / thedevilsharlot
Izabela-isms, from my cousin (age:4)
Izabela: Knock knock!
Us: Who's there?
Izabela: Boo!
Us: Boo who?
Izabela: Why are you crying? Are you a baby? *pause* That's a good joke to tell your babies!
The Rick Mercer Report, from a Police Helicopter
Rick: Can we actually land on the van?
Chopper Cop: They tend to not like us doing that too much.
Rick: They did it in Die Hard! He didn't care, he just played by his own rules!
“Canada’s national sport is ice hockey, although ice fishing is also...”
– The Onion
MGMcaT
In my Mcat prep class today, the physics section was on electrostatics and electric fields. So of course when I took down the notes: “electric fields are vector fields” I got the end of MGMT’s “Electric Feel” stuck in my head for (what has it been now?) about 7 hours (and counting).
“Do what you feel now,
electric fields now,
are vector fields now,
electric...
Spoiler Alert
topherchris:
NATALIE PORTMAN WILL NEVER, EVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU, EVER.
I think I just died a bit inside.
1.08.09
dagmarrr:
kattt:
qod:
What was your first tape/cd? I’m excited for some sweet answers y’all!
Backstreet Boys. Yep.
BIG WILLIE STYLE! FUCK YEA! I was a huge Fresh Prince fan.
I had 2: Backstreet Boys and Ace of Base. Followed shortly by Big Willie Style, of course.
“It’s all out of context/There’s nothing I’m into/Call it a...”
– We Are Scientists - “Callbacks”
Thoughts on my first day back to class:
My Immunology prof is the asian version of Jean Chretien. He speaks out the side of his mouth and everything!
That is all.
Oh, god.
This is what I don’t get about religion: Why would anyone want to worship some cosmic voyeur that constantly watches and judges them? It’s like horrible reality show, where you neither win anything, nor become famous or influencial. It’s like god is Santa Claus, compiling his naughty/nice list, but instead of getting presents once a year you get threatened with eternal damnation,...